Dinosaur Erotica: Author Christie Sims Pens Creepy Dinosaur-On-Girl Romance E-Book Series

The literary world is rife with virtually every quirky genre and subgenre that one can imagine, but this new category of books just might take the cake. According to BuzzFeed, a woman named Christie Sims has co-authored a series of books in the “Dinosaur Erotica” subgenre.

Sims and Alara Branwen are responsible for writing such fare as “Running from the Raptor,” “Taken at the Dinosaur Museum,” “Taken by the Pterodactyl,” “T-Rex Troubles,” “Ravished by the Triceratops” and other oddball titles.

“Hi! I'm just a plain old, everyday Midwestern girl that lives a normal life,” reads Sims’ rather revealing Amazon bio. “However, while my outward tastes are relatively simple, my inner thoughts are filled with lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens. Almost all of my stories fall under the Monster Sex genre, and come from the inner desires that spring from my mind.”

Each book, available only on Kindle, is accompanied with a description of the content that readers are about to encounter. “Warning: This is a tale of beast sex,” the description reads. “This story was written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. It is not for the faint of heart and is not your mother's erotica.”

Jezebel went ahead and purchased “In the Velociraptor’s Nest,” which provides a prime example of the aforementioned “beast sex.”

“Azog stood, back to the wall, clad only in damp buckskins, waiting for the beast to slash at her torso until she lay helpless and bleeding on the damp cave floor,” the passage reads. “She wondered if it would kill her first, or if her limbs would be sliced from her body as the beast gorged on her.

“Instead, it reached out with a clasped hand to snatch at her damp animal hide as it clung to one shoulder. Azog felt the kiss of sharp claws against her skin as the hide slid from her shoulder and exposed a naked, heaving breast. The raptor paused, curious, sniffing at her as she pressed desperately against the wall.

“A reptilian tongue, stiff and hot, dashed out to lick at the tender, naked flesh so suddenly exposed. Azog gasped at the touch, then gradually relaxed as her body warmed to the intoxicating sensation of the beast's flesh against her own.

“She wasn't sure if her sudden arousal was because of her earlier thwarted climax in the cool stream, or if she was just desperate for one last pleasant sensation before being torn limb from limb by the great, scaly beast. Either way, Azog relished the rasp of its tongue, hot and rough, on her sensitive skin.”

Sims’ output isn’t limited to dinosaur erotica. According to Amazon, she’s also written e-books in the beast erotica, centaur erotica, vampire romance erotica, demon beast erotica, werewolf erotica and paranormal monster erotica subgenres.