'Moses vs Santa Claus Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2' With Snoop Dogg Goes Viral; Full Lyrics [VIDEO]
Snoop Dogg donned a robe and sandals for this year’s hip-hop remake of “Bible bad boy Moses” versus Catholicism’s Santa Claus.
Snoop D-O-double-G (who went by Snoop Lion for a time) appeared in the Epic Rap Battles of History web series.
In this year's holiday edition, comedians parody Santa Claus versus the Jewish lawgiver Moses in a YouTube video that has already gone viral with nearly 11 million views after being posted on the video-based site for a mere week.
Epic Rap Battles of History videos often consist of comedians parodying a war on words by using pop and historical figures. Their latest video is no exception.
"When I was high upon the mountain," raps Snoop as Moses.
He then inhales a joint and says, "God revealed the truths of the Earth, but he never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf. It takes nine reindeer to haul your fat ass, you took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass."
Rap battles of the past include the Wright Brothers vs. the Mario Brothers. There are also videos that puts Bruce Lee against Clint Eastwood, Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven.
Continue reading for the full lyrics of the holiday rap battle featuring Snoop:
Santa Claus:
Sweet robes, Obi
Wan-too-many days in the sun
Stop preaching homie
Teach your flock to covet some fun
I bring joy every year
Man I represent cheer
You represent sandals
And a scraggly beard
I'm from the North Pole
That's why my rhymes are so cold
I spit diamonds
But I'm serving up some fresh coal
You've been a naughty boy
You brought a plague of frogs
You best arrest yourself
You Broke your own law
Or was there something in rule six I didn't understand?
My list says killed Egyptian dude
Buried him in sand
I read your book
You got a strict religion
No bacon?
But mandatory circumcision
I'm a jolly bowl of jelly
Giving holiday presents
But all the chosen people ever get
For Christmas is jealous
Moses:
When I was high upon the mountain
God revealed the truths of the Earth
But he never mentioned
A fat a** Papa Smurf
It takes nine reindeers
To haul your fat a**
You took the Christ outta Christmas
And just added more mass
You need to stop breaking
Into houses and creeping
And peeping on naughty kids
While they sleeping
And keep your hands off my stocking
Don't you Ho Ho me
I'll split you’re a** in half
Like I did the Red Sea.
You ain't a saint you a slaver
Like a pharaoh in the snow
Stop with the unpaid labor
And let my little people go.
Elves:
We ain't slaves!
All that sand turned your brains to mush
Santa:
I think you need to stop smoking
All that burning bush
Elves:
Yeah we're magical workers man
We hang with reindeers
Yo here's a GPS
Who gets lost for 40 years?
Santa:
You're a glorified secretary
So write this down
Begat deez nuts
Santa Claus is coming to town
Moses:
So much drama in the Israe-L B.C.
It's kinda hard talking directly
To the G O single D
Hand me a chisel
I got a new commandizzle for y'all
Thou shalt not let children
Sit on a grown man's lap at the mall
I'll beat you ten times
Before the bread can rise you dummy
And walk off into the land
Of my milk and honies.
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