We absolutely adore ABC’s “The Bachelorette.” However, things can get a little … silly. With the recently released contestant photos and bios, we’re breaking down the 14 most ridiculous things that some of Andi Dorfman’s guys admitted about themselves:

1. JJ The “Pantsapreneur”

WHAT IS A PANTSAPRENEUR?! JJ’s “occupation” is driving us up a wall. We can only assume that he makes pants. (Please take a close look at the pants he is wearing in his bio photo.)

2. Steven

Stop everything you are doing because Steven has a panty-dropping cell phone plan. When the ABC series asked what he would not do for love, the 30-year-old replied that he would not switch his cell phone carrier.

“I am grandfathered in with unlimited data,” he explained.

Nothing is hotter than a guy with a reasonable cell phone bill.

3. Nick V.

When asked what his favorite flower is, Nick V. replied: “A rose … duh.” Come on, Nick V. Let’s take this reality TV dating show process seriously.

4. Andrew

Andrew might not be in the right place. When asked why his longest relationship didn’t work out, Andrew said that he was too young … and that he “still had lots of life to live.” Hope the 30-year-old is ready now or he’ll be feeling the wrath of Andi later.

5. Jason M.D.

“You know you’ve done something worthwhile if you get some letters after your name,” Jason M.D. said of his “greatest achievement to date.” Calm down there, buddy.

6. Bradley

Bradley, the opera singer, enjoys reading “Opera News” magazine. Go figure.

7. Brett

Brett claims that his favorite actor is Ryan Reynolds. Hopefully he meant Ryan Gosling.

8. Chris

We got another Bradley on our hands here. Chris is a farmer … who surprisingly enjoys reading farming magazines. Chris managed to one up Bradley though. The 32-year-old also dished that his biggest date fear is “accidental diarrhea.” TMI, Chris.

9. Nick S.

Golfing is not a team sport, yet pro-golfer Nick S. is looking for a teammate in his future wife.

10. Mike

Mike seems like a charmer. When asked about his best date, Mike said hiking up a mountain during a full moon and sipping hot chocolate under the stars. But he didn’t stop there.

“Do I have to explain why?” he continued. “You know you’d like that date.”

Oh would I? What if I don't enjoy hiking.

11. Marquel

Marquel seems to be the most honest out of all the contestants. The 26-year-old admitted that his typical Saturday night consists of Netflix, cookies and a glass of wine. Dreamy.

12. Josh M.

Josh M. is ready for some action. Listing the three things he would take with him on a deserted island, his first response was a “woman to be with and to have company.” We read you loud and clear, bud.

13. Cody

Cody, a personal trainer, compared his body to a Mercedes.

“You don’t put bumper stickers on a Mercedes,” he said in response to if he has any tattoos.

14. Craig

Craig will definitely be one to watch out for. No seriously -- WATCH OUT! He admitted to puking on one of his former lady companions.

What are your thoughts on Andi Dorfman’s contestants? Let us know in the comments section or send a tweet to @AmandaTVScoop.

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