Dog Rates Book Deal: 15 Of The Funniest, Cutest Tweets From The Famous Twitter Account

Cats, they say, are the unofficial mascot on the internet — or at least, that’s what’s been claimed by the likes of ThoughtCatalog and BuzzFeed. But dogs, oft-ignored on the World Wide Web, have begun to assert their place online, too. In fact, the person behind one Twitter account with an unassuming handle (@dog_rates) but a large following (1.45 million followers) announced Thursday “We Rate Dogs” will be published in book form in October.
The person behind the account is Matt Nelson, a college student at Campbell University in North Carolina. The idea behind the account, which began in November 2015, is quite simple: People send Nelson photos of dogs, and Nelson rates them. He very rarely gives the dogs scores below 10/10, and that gimmick — along with the adorable photos of puppies, and G-rated descriptions of “h*cking” cute "doggos" — has resulted in a following that could be described as cult-like if it didn't catch on so rapidly. One joke, an exchange with a Twitter user named Brant, became so popular that it became merchandise.
they're good dogs Brent
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) September 12, 2016
The idea of a Twitter account landing a book deal might seem strange to some, but Nelson’s Twitter account isn’t the first to do so.
Jonathan Sun, the man behind the @jomnysun Twitter account, announced in December his tweets would be turned into book deal. Written entirely in lowercase letters, and replete with misspelled words and incomplete clauses, Sun’s tweets are a sort of surrealist poetry. They’re also often strangely uplifting: “repeat: when ppl do good in the world it doesnt take from my ability to do good. it doesnt mean i can do good less. the world expands,” he tweeted in February.
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And there are more Twitter-account-to-book deals, too. “Sh*t My Dad Says,” published in 2010, is a collection of philosophical musings from author Justin Halpern’s dad ("The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two."). And “Sh*t Girls Say” — a book with a similar name, although very different quotes — came out in 2012.
Here are some of the most adorable tweets from We Rate Dogs:
This is Logan, the Chow who lived. He solemnly swears he's up to lots of good. H*ckin magical af 9.75/10 pic.twitter.com/yBO5wuqaPS
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 13, 2016
This is Malcolm. He goes from sneaky tongue slip to flirt wink city in a matter of seconds. 12/10 would hug softly pic.twitter.com/rHwfySggqR
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) February 8, 2017
This is Bailey. She loves going down slides but is very bad at it. Still 11/10 pic.twitter.com/ivPWhspN3E
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 6, 2016
This is Scooter. His lack of opposable thumbs is rendering his resistance to tickling embarrassingly moot. 12/10 would keep tickling pic.twitter.com/F0VWg2GztI
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) January 27, 2017
Meet Wafer. He represents every fiber of my being. 13/10 very good dog pic.twitter.com/I7bkhxBxUG
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) January 10, 2017
Meet Ash. He's a Benebop Cumberplop. Quite rare. Fairly portable. Lil sandy tho. Clearly knows something you don't. 12/10 would hug softly pic.twitter.com/1U0z6r5LSO
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) February 25, 2017
Meet Winston. He knows he's a little too big for the swing, but he doesn't care. Kindly requests a push. 12/10 would happily oblige pic.twitter.com/GuxEXTdnMu
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 8, 2017
This is Dido. She's playing the lead role in "Pupper Stops to Catch Snow Before Resuming Shadow Box with Dried Apple." 13/10 (IG: didodoggo) pic.twitter.com/m7isZrOBX7
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) January 7, 2017
This is Bruce. He never backs down from a challenge. 11/10 you got this Bruce pic.twitter.com/aI7umZHIq7
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 23, 2016
This is Ito. He'll be your uber driver tonight. Currently adjusting the mirrors. 13/10 incredibly h*ckin responsible pic.twitter.com/Zrrcw29o13
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 14, 2016
This is Lennon. He's a Boopershnoop Pupperdoop. Quite rare. Exceptionally pettable. 12/10 would definitely boop that shnoop pic.twitter.com/fhgP6vSfhX
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 8, 2016
This is Loki. He'll do your taxes for you. Can also make room in your budget for all the things you bought today. 12/10 what a puppo pic.twitter.com/5oWrHCWg87
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 25, 2016
This is Iroh. He's in a predicament. 12/10 someone help him pic.twitter.com/KJAKO2kXsL
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 16, 2016
I want to finally rate this iconic puppo who thinks the parade is all for him. 13/10 would absolutely attend pic.twitter.com/5dUYOu4b8d
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) September 28, 2016
This is Monty. He makes instantly regrettable decisions. Couldn't help himself. It looked like a ghost lollipop. 12/10 mistake happen pic.twitter.com/8Wsr6b4RjE
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 10, 2017
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