Festivus 2015: Rand Paul Airs Grievances Against Fellow Presidential Candidates On Twitter, Hitting Trump, Rubio, Cruz, Clinton And More

UPDATE: 11:36 a.m. EST — Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul on Wednesday published a document detailing the ways he believes the federal government has wasted money this year, as part of his annual airing of grievances in honor of the fake holiday of Festivus. The “collection of government waste worth shouting about” was presented by the Federal Spending Oversight Subcommittee, which Paul chairs, but it included art and language framing the waste as a list of Festivus grievances.
The Republican presidential candidate began by taking aim at his fellow White House hopefuls earlier Wednesday, and then moved on to criticizing waste in the nation’s capitol. His tweets included excerpts from the report, which estimated a total waste of more than $1 billion by the U.S. government in 2015.
Grievance: Paid for children from Pakistan to travel to the U.S. to attend Space Camp and visit Dollywood
Cost: $250,000
#Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
Grievance: Established a made-for-TV professional cricket league in Afghanistan, where few homes have TVs
Cost: $850,000
#Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
After tweeting several items of waste from his “Wasterbook,” Paul said he would be back later with even more grievances.
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Happy holidays! Wednesday -- Dec. 23 -- is Festivus, and rather than Christmas, it’s “a Festivus for the rest of us,” as Frank Costanza of the TV show “Seinfeld” said when introducing the fake holiday to the world in 1997.
Every year on Festivus, Paul takes the opportunity to participate in one of the unofficial holiday’s traditions: the airing of grievances. He began doing this on Twitter in 2013, and this year marks his third installment of Paul' annual practice.
"I've got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about them!" #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
This time around, Paul is in the midst of a not-very-successful presidential bid. He has been lagging in the polls and barely made it onto the main stage for the last Republican presidential debate. But he hasn’t let that stop him from having his Festivus fun.
Paul started airing his grievances Wednesday morning, focused on his fellow White House hopefuls from both political parties, and said he would continue later in the day with other grievances aimed at Washington, waste and “any other topic that deserves grievances.”
I have a lot of problems with Washington. With the government in general and Congress in particular. Those will come soon #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
He began, of course, with Donald Trump. The Republican front-runner and New York billionaire came under fire yet again this week for saying Hillary Clinton got “schlonged” in 2008 when she lost to President Barack Obama.
Where to start but @realDonaldTrump. If u bring the Yiddish, know what it means. Guess that's more of a kvetch than a grievance #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
After the debates, @realDonaldTrump always trying to give us parting gifts of his made in China ties. Weird. #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
My friend @tedcruz has still not pledged to issue exec order declaring Canadian "bacon" is not real bacon. Makes me suspicious. #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I have no grievances against my fellow doc @RealBenCarson because I have not heard a word he has said in any debate. #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I think I speak for all in NJ when I say @GovChristie I don't care how much $ u spend at Met Life, Cowboys fans should stay out. #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
One of his harshest grievances was leveled against Florida Sen. Marco Rubio, who has been criticized for missing many Senate votes while on the campaign trail.
to my absentee friend @marcorubio, I didn't put your $170k salary in my waste report today. But I could have #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I hereby retract grievance I was going to air about @GrahamBlog today. Respect for the recently departed #EarlyFestivusPresent #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
to my comrade @SenSanders: Unless you're Santa Claus, Socialism runs out of other people's money #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
.@CarlyFiorina has ZERO trouble making it back from commercial breaks @HillaryClinton. Just saying. #Festivus #waronwomensrooms
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
.@JebBush is always trying to change the debate rules to allow extra time for awkward pauses in answers. Not gonna happen. #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
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