Halloween 2017: Top 10 Best Halloween Jokes

Halloween is right around the corner, but it doesn't mean everything needs to scary. The spook-filled holiday is often funnier than it is hair-raising. As a holiday that originated as part of the ancient Celtic religion in Britain and other European regions, America has made the holiday their own — even if it does at times take a comical approach.

When it comes to Halloween humor, nothing is off limits. For those looking for a laugh this holiday season instead of a scream, read further to find 10 hysterical Halloween jokes collected from Halloween.com, Funology.com, Top10-Best.com and HalloweenJokes.com:

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

A. Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

Q. What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?

A. Ok, that's a wrap.

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben waiting for Halloween all year!

Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

A: Count Quackula!

How do you know when you're too old to Trick or Treat?

You get winded from knocking on the door.
You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
When the door opens you yell, "Trick ..." and can't remember the rest.
By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?

All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet?

A. blood-thirsty hacker baby

Q: What's a Vampire’s least favorite song?

A: Another one bites the dust!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ice Cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?

A: At the ghost-ery store!