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The image of a passenger appears on the screen as Transportation Security Administration employees demonstrate a new body scanner software that uses a stick figure to represent the passenger being scanned, rather than an actual image of the person, at the TSA Systems Integration Facility at Washington's Reagan National Airport in Arlington, Virginia, February 1, 2011. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

Jonah Falcon drew the suspicions of airport security guards, who thought the 41-year-old may have been trying to carry a weapon on board a plane. One problem: the suspicious object was his rather large penis.

Falcon was headed home to New York from San Francisco on July 9 when security guards gave him three checks after noticing a suspicious bulge in his pants, according to the Huffington Post. First, one of the guards asked if his pocket was empty. That was followed by a walk through an X-Ray body scanner and metal detector.

I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time, Falcon said. Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth, Falcon said

It's easy to understand why security guards got a little uppity. At 9 inches flaccid, Falcon's manaconda is about the same size as a collapsed police baton. It is, literally, the same size as a weapon.

Falcon's ovarian battering ram is recognized as the largest in the world, reaching 13.5 inches when he's erect. It was hailed as the largest on record after he (or it) was featured in an HBO documentary.

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