JWoww Unveils List of ‘P.I.L.F.S: Presidents I’d Like to F—k’

On Monday, while the rest of the world celebrated their day off for Presidents Day, MTV Jersey Shore's JWoww, real name Jenni Farley, unveiled a list of U.S. presidents she would like to have sex with in honor of the federal holiday.

It's President's Day, so let's be patriotic. Here are eight Presidents I'd like to f--k, she wrote on her blog entitled, P.I.L.F.S (PRESIDENTS I'D LIKE TO F*CK).

Besides being patriotic, JWoww game some reasons why she would like to copulate with each of the eight chosen Presidents, ranging from alcoholism to a healthy sexual appetite. The best by far, though, was offering to GTL with George Washington.

Here are the P.I.L.F.S who made her list.

Ulysses S. Grant - I heard he was an alchoholic. Sounds like he liked to party! He kinda looks like that actor Kevin Kline, right? LOL.

Abraham Lincoln - Who knew the dude on the $5 bill wasn't always so hairy. I bet the ladies loved him back in the day.

Bill Clinton - He might be old and gray but he was famous for not being able to keep it in his pants and a guy with a healthy sexual appetite is always sexy in my book.

George Washington - Who knew that the guy on the coin you use to get your laundry done was a bit of a looker. He can join me for some GTL anytime he wants!

George W. Bush - We all know this guy liked to party Jersey style and that makes him A-OK in my book.

Ronald Reagan - Movie star turned P.I.L.F!

Barack Obama - Yes we can!

John F. Kennedy - Too much of a ladies man in his day, but he liked a lady with curves and I am down with that.