German designer Karl Lagerfeld poses as he unveils his hotel suite creation made of chocolate, part of a campaign by a leading ice cream brand, at a hotel in Paris April 28, 2011.
German designer Karl Lagerfeld poses as he unveils his hotel suite creation made of chocolate, part of a campaign by a leading ice cream brand, at a hotel in Paris April 28, 2011. Reuters

At this week's Gordon Parks Foundation dinner, Elle asked Karl Lagerfeld who he'd pick to write his biography. Whoever has time, because I couldn't care less. Today nobody's really found the real story, he answered.

Lagerfeld then went on to explain that no one has dug deep enough to find the really interesting things about his life. He said: I don't have too much consideration for the poor people who try to write that book ... But it's interesting that people in fact are lazy. If they worked hard they would find interesting things. Nobody finds it! So I'm in a position to say 'Fuck you, you're all lazy pigs.' And I certainly won't help them!

[Source: Elle]