Pi Day Jokes: 13 Puns And Riddles For Kids About Math, Pie On March 14

This story was updated March 13, 2017 with new hilarious, kid-friendly Pi Day jokes and tweets.

Pie? Check. Math homework? Got it. Jokes that combine the two? Don't worry — we've got you covered.

Pi Day, a celebration held annually on March 14 to honor the irrational number rounded as 3.14, is a great opportunity to show off your clever comedy skills. While you dig into desserts, make conversation by telling riddles about math. Whether you're a fan of numbers or just silly holidays, you'll be laughing in no time.

Here are a few pi/pie jokes, compiled from jokes4us, MyTownTutors and Fun Kids Jokes:

• Can you recite pi? Yes! Apple, cherry, blueberry...
• 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
• What is the official animal of Pi Day? The pi-thon.
• The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square."
• What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter? A cow pi.

• Do you know any statistics jokes? Yeah, but they're mean.
• What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? Pi in the sky.
• Never talk to pi. He'll go on forever.

• What do teachers from Georgia like to eat for dessert? Peach pi.
• If you ask a scientist what pi is, he'll tell you it equals 3.14159. If you ask a mathematician, he'll tell you pi equals the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter. If you ask an engineer, he'll say "Pi? Well, it's about 3, but we'll call it 4 just to be safe." But if you ask a kid, he’ll ask if he can have ice cream with it.