Rihanna To Chris Brown Back Together: RiRi Says, Step Off & Stop DMing Me!

Yesterday, Rihanna sent out a Twitter missive that many are interpreting as a jab at Chris Brown for sending her too many direct messages through Twitter! (But wait, wasn't she who was supposedly harassing him?? Okay, now we're confused!)

The tweet that sent the Rihanna Navy off was as follows:

Now, if Rihanna were a normal person, people would have just rolled their eyes at her drama and moved on. But seeing as how it's Rihanna (hey, you guys are the ones who clicked on this article!), the tweet must, of course, be analyzed and given a full literary exegesis. Hollywood Life quickly pounced on the tweet with the headline, Are Rihanna & Chris Brown Exchanging Secret Messages? (Um, in other words, talking to each other?? Get a grip, Hollywood Life!) They also posted the following tweet from a fan, who said what a lot of people were probably thinking:

This is, of course, not the first time we've heard of inbox drama between Rihanna and Chris Brown.

Word on the street is that after he found out about her dalliance with Ashton Kutcher, Brown went ballistic on A.K. (Could he do the same with this mystery man??)

Sources now say that Ashton backed off after receiving warnings from RiRi's ex Chris and friend Diddy, TaleTela reported.

At first, Ashton took it as a joke, the source told the gossip site, but Diddy told him that Chris was dead serious and really worked up about the idea that Rihanna has moved on.

Rihanna, naturally, was not pleased with Chris Brown's interference. According to the site, the Bajan beauty was so angry after learning of his challenge to Ashton, she called her jealous ex and told him to back off.

This of course would seem the exact opposite of what the rumors were earlier - that Chris Brown toldRihanna to back off!

In a post with the headline Chris Brown Says Rihanna Is Making An Ugly Spectacle Of Herself, Celeb Dirty Laundry claimed that Chris sent Rihanna a DM in which he told her to step back and stop sending nasty tweets about him and his girlfriend Karrueche. (Which of course included the infamous rice cakes tweet, which many interpreted as a racist dig at Karrueche, who is of Vietnamese heritage.)

Rihanna has overstepped the limit with Chris Brown, Celeb Dirty Laundry wrote, and he is speaking up and saying that he is well and truly sick of her.

Wayminute – now even I'm confused!