Rush Limbaugh Blames Declining Average Penis Size On 'Feminazis'

Rush Limbaugh is very concerned about your penis size. On his radio program, “The Rush Limbaugh Show,” the conservative pundit discussed a study about the allegedly declining average penis size, blaming the smaller size on feminism.

"'The study’s leaders claim to have bona fide research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago,' Limbaugh quoted CBS Philly as reporting. "And the researchers say air pollution is why," Limbaugh added.

However, Limbaugh doesn’t buy this explanation. According to him, the reason the average penis size has been declining over the past 50 years is feminism. Or, as Limbaugh puts it, “feminazis.”

"I don't buy this. I think it's feminism,” Limbaugh explained to his listeners. “If it's tied to the last 50 years, the average size of a member is 10 percent smaller in 50 years, it has to be the feminazis. I mean, the chickification, everything else."

“Give ‘em time, and they’ll blame Bush,” Limbaugh added.

Limbaugh did not comment on the ways in which female empowerment could shrink a man’s penis size.

The CBS Philly article employed as his source refers to a ChaCha story on the “weirdest scientific discoveries.” Neither CBS Philly nor ChaCha offer a link back to the supposed original Italian study on male sexuality.

According to ChaCha’s coverage of the study: “Excess weight gain, particularly around the waist, is a contributing factor. Environmental pollutants in the air have been shown to negatively impact penis size. Stress, smoking, and alcohol intake also play a factor.”

Hear the full audio from “The Rush Limbaugh Show” below.