St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: 20 Irish Riddles And Funny One-Liners For Kids And Adults

St. Patrick’s Day may be about beer, shamrocks, corned beef and cabbage for most people, but some may also be in the mood to enjoy a good laugh this year. Thankfully, there are plenty of jokes and riddles that can be shared with both kids and adults for St. Patrick's Day.

Here are 20 jokes that are sure to make everyone let out a good chuckle. These one-liners and riddles are collected from Country Living, We Are Teachers, The Simple Parent and The Pioneer Woman.

1. Q: How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover?

A: They are hard to find

2. Q: What kind of spells do Leprechauns use?

A: Lucky Charms!

3. Q: What are the best shoes to wear on St. Patrick’s Day?

A: Lepre-converse

4. Q: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?

A: A rash of good luck

5. Q: What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day?

A: BOOs!

6. Q: What do you call a Leprechaun who collects used cans, newspapers and plastic bottles?

A: A Wee-Cycler

7. Q: What would you get if your crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?

A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!

8. Q: Do people get jealous of the Irish?

A: Yes, they’re green with envy!

9. Q: What do you tell a smart aleck on St. Patrick’s Day?

A: You’re so clover

10. Q: When does a Leprechaun cross the road?

A: When it turns green!

11. Q: What does Katy Perry sing on St. Patrick’s Day?

A: I kissed a leprechaun and I liked it

12. Q: What do you get if you cross Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?

A: St. O’Clause!

13. Q: Jameson St. Patrick’s Day?

A: It’s worth a shot!

14. Q: How did the Leprechaun go to the moon?

A: In a Sham-Rocket

15. Q: What’s the difference between wisdom and luck?

A: One is clever. The other is clover.

16. Q: How should you buy drinks on St. Patrick’s Day?

A: With soda bread

17. Q: Why is cubic zirconia popular on St. Patrick’s Day?

A: Because they’re shamrocks

18. Q: What do you call a bad Irish dance?

A: A Jig mistake

19. Q: What instruments does a showoff play on St. Patrick’s Day?

A: Brag-Pipes

20. Q: What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

A: Look clover there!