Steve Martin Tweets, Writes About It

Steve Martin tweeted it himself: he is publishing a book about his tweets.

The Ten, Make That Nine, Habits of Very Organized People. Make That Ten.: The Tweets of Steve Martin will be published by Grand Central Publishing and released on June 5, 2012.

Martin announced the book on his Twitter account, @SteveMartinToGo. The comedic genius has more than 1.7 million followers on the popular social media Web site.

Due to absolutely no demand, soon I'm publishing a book of my tweets, he tweeted. Many of your replies included! All my profits to charity.

He had previously tweeted about his upcoming book on Aug. 3, saying he was working on it.

Here are some of Martin's funny tweets:

---Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gamboled.

---I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children?

---Don't exterminate bedbugs. Train them. Get them on a DAY schedule.

---I don't mind Obama's Buffet tax because I never eat at a buffet.

---With all my gadgets, had to start carrying a man-purse. Reluctantly gave up my girl-purse.