Top Osama bin Laden jokes
Jokes on dreaded (and deceased) terrorist Osama bin Laden have flooded the Internet ever since U.S. President Barack Obama announced that U.S. special ops forces stormed his hideout in Abbottabad, Pakistan, and killed him. Of the several hundreds of jokes on the Al Qaeda leader, these 20 jokes take the cake:
1. No matter what Obama says, bin Laden's not dead until Donald Trump sees his death certificate
2. R.I.P. Osama bin Laden - World Hide and Go Seek Champion (2001-2011)
3. Does this (bin Laden's death) means we can start taking box cutters back on flights?
4. Osama bin Laden is dead - which means the No.1 threat to America is now the KFC Double Down
5. So bin Laden is dead. Amazing what the U.S. can do when the Sony PlayStation network is down for a week
6. They buried Osama Bin Laden at sea right next to the other greatest villain ever...MegaTron
7. Bin Laden officially dead, the same week we learned Obama officially born. Weird
8. Right now, Matt Damon is in a log cabin, silently cleaning his gun and is pleased with a job well done
9. Gadhafi increases his life cover policy
10. Bin Laden must have had his contact info in his PSN [PlayStation] account
11. They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life
12. Good news for the other guys on the top 10 wanted list ? finally they get to move up in the rankings
13. Osama bin laden may be dead, but he's still blowing up my news feed
14. Bin Laden is dead! Just like the Republicans' chances in 2012
15. Man, I would NOT want to be 72 virgins right now
16. Oh man I so hope the US soldier who killed Osama is gay
17. Bin Laden was buried at sea. Or as Dick Cheney calls it, the ultimate waterboarding
18. The CIA says bin Laden’s last words were Are you guys here about the dishwasher?
19. President Obama has done something that no one else has been able to do. He got Donald Trump to shut up
20. Trump said that he hoped bin Laden suffered a lot. It looks like he got his wish, because the CIA said bin Laden spent his last hour watching Celebrity Apprentice
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