Twitter Reacts To Trump's Appointment Of Woody Johnson With Collective Giggle

Twitter burst into laughter when President Trump officially announced that he had appointed New York Jets owner Woody Johnson as ambassador to the United Kingdom Thursday.
Trump's nomination for UK ambassador is called... Woody Johnson. pic.twitter.com/1z2wLQWKdu
— hrtbps (@hrtbps) June 22, 2017
13 year old me is giggling at the name Woody Johnson...
— Kara Jex (@kara_jex) June 23, 2017
Johnson is the heir to the Johnson & Johnson pharmaceutical company's fortune and bought the Jets for over $600 million in 2000. A long time donor to Republican politicians, Johnson was the finance chairman of Jeb Bush's failed 2016 campaign before throwing his support behind Trump, an old associate. His family's wealth was estimated to be $6.3 billion by Forbes in 2015.
Users on Twitter, however, were quick to chuckle at his euphemism-laden name.
Hey - don't make fun. Woody Johnson has a hard job. We can't have an ambassador who's going to go all soft on us.
— Shaun Jex (@shaunmjex) June 23, 2017
He'll make sure we don't get shafted
— Gracie _ (@thegraceharding) June 23, 2017
I hear Woody has a lot of spunk, which is the reason he is now in this post. Trump likes that attribute.
— ThisSaudiArabianLife (@alistairgoold) June 22, 2017
A common theme was other fake names that users suggested Johnson "beat out" in the process, including a reference to the famous scene in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
Woody Johnson appointed by Trump as ambassador to the UK.
— iRoy (@Roy_Isserlis) June 23, 2017
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this! pic.twitter.com/gNmjOijkYw
Trump has nominated Woody Johnson for UK ambassador, narrowly beating Dick Hard and Eric Shone
— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) June 23, 2017
Rtr. Gen. Long R Schlong was apparently overlooked for the position.
— Chris Egan (@CelticChris1916) June 23, 2017
Fans of the New York Jets celebrated Johnson's expected departure from the team. The unpopular owner has long been seen as the reason for the team's poor performances in recent years.
and have you seen how he runs the Jets? Long suffering Jet-Fan here!!!
— RevWendy (@SoulBlossom_Wen) June 23, 2017
Good news for us JET fans
— clifford brechner (@cjbrechner) June 23, 2017
However, Jets fans shouldn't celebrate too much, as he will be replaced by his brother Chris Johnson.
"The New York Jets have been an integral part of our family since 2000, but this is a unique opportunity for Woody. His patriotism and commitment to our country have always been a passion of his," Christopher Johnson said in a statement, according to the NY Daily News.
Trump mocked Johnson when he was the National Finance Chairman for Jeb Bush's 2016 Presidential campaign saying that if Johnson had endorsed him, the Jets would have made it to the playoffs.
"Woody Johnson, owner of the NYJets, is @JebBush’s finance chairman. If Woody would’ve been w/me, he would’ve been in the playoffs, at least!" Trump tweeted.
Woody Johnson, owner of the NYJets, is @JebBush’s finance chairman. If Woody would’ve been w/me, he would’ve been in the playoffs, at least!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 4, 2016
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