Watch: Comedian William Andrews Reenacts 4-Year-Old Son’s Monologue After Falling On Nettles

What happens when a comedian’s four-year-old son falls on a pile of nettles? The father reenacts the child’s reaction for everyone on social media to enjoy.
When comedian William Andrews’ son slipped and fell on a stinging plant Sunday, during a walk outside, he delivered a monologue in pain — a reaction that was acted out later in a video by the father.
“It’s bad, it’s bad, it’s the baddest,” Andrews said his son stressed, as the former carried him back to the house.
My son fell over. This is my report pic.twitter.com/Jk7aU3v987
— William Andrews (@Williamandrews) April 8, 2018
As the pain grew worse, so did the dramatic pitch of Andrews’ son’s monologue.
“It’s worse, it’s worse, it’s getting worserer. It’s worse than the tree, that house, than the river and the rain. Ow, ow, ow, I may never stop saying ow. Bring me to mummy, get me the cream,” the four-year-old said.
More than the words uttered by his son, Twitter loved Andrews’ rendition of the child’s monologue. Since being shared by the comedian on his social media page, the video was retweeted more than 10,000 times and liked more than 35,000 times.
Social media users were delighted to see the comedian’s enactment and took to the comments section to share stories of their own melodramatic children.
"Recently, after my nearly four-year-old coughed twice in a row, he told me that he'll 'never be able to talk properly again!'" one user said.
Another user wrote: “My son aged 3 on my shoulders and walked into an arch of roses. He didn’t say anything at the time as I picked thorns from his cheek and forehead as the blood ran into his eyes. He’s 24 now and we don’t talk about it but I know he has never forgiven me.”
Here are a few more hilarious reactions to the video:
Once picked up a friend’s baby too joyfully and ‘put’ their head in a light fitting.
— VickiLucy (@vickilucy) April 9, 2018
I have refrained from producing small humans.
— Jack Seale (@jackseale) April 8, 2018
My 5yo son’s reaction after hearing me play this from another room...”that’s sarcastic...”
— Paul Moran (@pjmoran) April 9, 2018
He has a personal vendetta against nettles since getting stung at 3. Will take a stick to nettles at any opportunity.
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