What's Next For Barack Obama? Cards Against Humanity CEO Search Turns To Former President

The company behind the crude card game Cards Against Humanity wants former President Barack Obama to become its next CEO. The Chicago-based company known for its self-proclaimed "party game for horrible people" took out a full-page ad this week in the Chicago Tribune for a CEO that sounds a lot like the former POTUS.

"The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize," the ad states. The ads describes the company's next leader with the following attributes:

"- Strong public speaking skills- Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure

- Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending

- Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition

- Experience hunting terrorist masterminds

- Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation

- Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review

- Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher

- Passed comprehensive healthcare reform

- Natural born citizen of the United States"

"Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing," the job posting reads. "This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President... It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult leadership."

The job comes with some perks, including 51 percent ownership of the company and the ability to set his or her own salary. There's also, “health/dental/vision insurance (while available)” and “access to office pantry with unlimited almonds.”

Obama is out of a job with Donald Trump moving into the White House last week, but he isn't exactly short on opportunities. The Obama family plans to live in Washington, D.C. until their youngest daughter, Sasha, graduates from high school. They are expected to launch the Obama Foundation based in Chicago's South Side at the Obama Presidential Center, which will also house the Obama presidential archives.