Monday marks the birthday of actor David Schwimmer, best known for playing the role of Ross Geller in "Friends," which is considered one of the most famous sitcoms of all time.

Known for his impeccable sense of humor, Schwimmer, who was born on Nov. 2, 1966, won several awards including Screen Actors Guild Award for the series. He then went on to play prominent roles in movies like "The Pallbearer," "Kissing a Fool," and "Picking Up the Pieces."

On the occasion of Schwimmer's birthday, here are some memorable quotes by Ross Geller from "Friends" that will instantly make you chuckle, courtesy Scoop Whoop and Quote Catalog -

  • "Unagi is a total state of awareness. Only by achieving true Unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you."
  • "I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat."
  • "I tell you, when I actually die, some people are going to get seriously haunted!"
  • "Hey, Pheebs, how's that vegetarian pizza working for you, huh? You and those vegetables have, uh... real thing going, huh?"
  • "Why do bad things happen to good people?"
  • "I have sex with dinosaurs? Not only is it not funny, but it is physically impossible."
  • "I tell you when I die, some people are going to get seriously haunted."
  • "That sandwich was the only good thing in my life and someone ate it."
  • "Stop cleansing my aura."
  • "They're still not coming on, man! And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!"
  • "First divorce: Wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault."
  • "That was funny. Painfully funny. No, wait, just painful."
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Former “Friends­” actor David Schwimmer is pictured as Robert Kardashian Sr. in FX’s “The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story.­” FX
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