Happy Valentine's Day 2019: 20 Jokes For Loved Ones

Today is Valentine's Day, a day to celebrate love and happiness. Apart from cards and flowers, good jokes can also make your partner smile. Here are some jokes to share with your loved ones, from Mirror and Reader’s Digest -

1. Q. What is the difference between a calendar and you?

A. Calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

2. Q. How do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

A. They get very scent-imental.

3. Q. What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine's Day?

A. I love you watts.

4. Q. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the stamp?

A. Stick with me and you'll go places.

5. Q. What do farmers give to their wives on Valentine's Day?

A. Hogs and kisses.

6. Q. Why did the Valentine get arrested?

A. For stealing someone's heart

7. Q. What did the bat say to her boyfriend on Valentine's Day?

A. I love just hanging around with you.

8. Q. What gifts do squirrels exchange on Valentine's Day?

A. Forget-me-nuts.

9. Q. Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?

A. No, they had an apple!

10. Q. What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?

A. I found the perfect match!

11. Q. Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?

A. He’ll dessert you.

12. Q. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?

A. He gave her a ring.

13. Q. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?

A. You’re purrr-fect for me.

14. Q. What do you say to an octopus on Valentine’s Day?

A. I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

15. Q. What did one bee say to the other?

A. I love bee-ing with you, honey!

16. Q. What do owls say to declare their love?

A. Owl be yours!

17. Q. What do you call two birds in love?

A. Tweethearts!

18. Q. What Valentine’s Day candy is best to give a girl?

A. Her-She Kisses.

19. Q. What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

A. It made him wed his plants!

20. Q. What did the man with the broken leg say to his doctor?

A. I've got a crutch on you.