“New season, new night, new channel … still hot,” boasts a new ad for “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.” The gang is coming back on Sept. 4 for their ninth season, and thanks to SpoilerTV we’ve got our hands on the descriptions for the first four episodes. So, grab your green man suit, throw on your latest cutoff sleeve T-shirt and pour yourself a beer (if you are over 21), because the laughs are about to start.

Episode 9.01 – “The Gang Broke Dee” – Airs Sept. 4 at 10 p.m. EDT

“Dee starts to embrace the desperate, self-loathing qualities the guys have beaten into her over the years, sending her stand-up comedy career to unexpected places.” Written by Charlie Day & Glenn Howerton & Rob McElhenney; directed by Richie Keen.

Episode 9.02 – “Gun Fever Too: Still Hot” – Airs Sept. 11 at 10 p.m.

“After Frank appears on local television advocating gun ownership, the rest of the gang takes a look at the ownership process and alternatives to find a common ground on this still heated issue.” Written by Charlie Day & Glenn Howerton & Rob McElhenney; directed by Todd Biermann.

Episode 9.03 – “The Gang Tries Desperately To Win An Award” – Airs Sept. 18 at 10 p.m.

“Tired of failing to be recognized for their years of service in the bar industry, the gang changes their ways to give the patrons what they think they want.” Written by David Hornsby; directed by Richie Keen.

Episode 9.04 – “Mac And Dennis Buy A Timeshare” – Airs Sept. 25 at 10 p.m.

“The gang does their best to recoup their investments in questionable schemes by dumping their losses on Ben the soldier while trying to avoid being duped again by whatever mastermind is pulling their strings.” Written by Dave Chernin & John Chernin; directed by Dan Attias.

And for those who wonder what FXX is, we have all your answers – along with where you can find it.

FXX is a new basic cable entertainment channel that will be launching on Labor Day. Like its sister channel, FX, the new network will feature original series, movies and acquired series. FXX has brought some familiar shows along with it so that you’re more comfortable with the move. The channel will feature “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,” “The League,” “Legit,” and “Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell." A new animated comedy called “Chozen” will be launching on FXX in first quarter of 2014.

Not sure if you even have FXX? GetFXX.com has the answer to that question. Visit the site and enter your ZIP code and cable or satellite provider and they’ll tell you not only if you have access to FXX but what channel you can find it on.

Season 9 of “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” premieres on Sept. 4 at 10 p.m. Will you be making the switch to FXX? Let us know in the comments section.

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