Amazon Boxes
Two freshly delivered Amazon boxes are seen on a counter in Golden, Colorado. Reuters/Rick Wilking

Prime Day was, perhaps, the best shopping day of the year. Who needs to rampage through a crowd on Black Friday when you can order from home and maybe get your package delivered by a drone?

OK -- the drone thing isn't happening yet. But for anyone who might have missed Prime Day, fear no more! Amazon.com just announced a Prime Day 2 for all of you poor saps who couldn't make the first event, and the company is promising even bigger deals on some useless junk you don't need.

(Or not, because Amazon would never admit Prime Day was a flop and it takes a comedian to reveal the truth).

As you can see, this Prime Day looks even better than the first. Where the first Prime Day offered such amazing sales like 20 percent off dishwashing detergent, 10 cents off of a PlayStation 4 and VHS tape rewinders, Prime Day 2 looks better than the first! Some of the best deals for Prime Day 2 include extra-long shoehorns, 3.5 inch floppy disks and seat-belt extenders.

Who doesn’t need a floppy disk? They're collector’s items!

Count us among the converts who are super excited for Prime Day 2! We’ll be eagerly waiting by our computer to get the greatest deals.

If you're lining up too, remember: We called dibs on the floppy disks.