St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: 22 Irish Riddles And Funny One-Liners For Kids And Adults

St. Patrick’s Day may be about beer, shamrocks, corned beef and cabbage for most people, but some may also be in the mood to enjoy a good laugh this year. Thankfully, there are plenty of jokes and riddles that can be shared with both kids and adults for St. Patrick’s Day.

Here are 22 jokes that are sure to make everyone let out a good chuckle. These one-liners and riddles are collected from Parade, The Holiday Spot and ConservaMom.

1. Q: Why did the leprechaun go outside?

A: To sit on his paddy-o!

2. Q: When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?

A: When it’s a French Fry!

3. Q: What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?

A: Game clover!

4. Q: Why are so many leprechauns' gardeners?

A: Because they have green thumbs!

5. Q: What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail?

A: A lepre-con!

6. Q: What did one Irish ghost say to the other?

A: Top O ’the moaning to ya!

7. Q: Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup?

A: Because he already had a pot of gold!

8. Q: How does a leprechaun work out?

A: By pushing his luck!

9. Q: What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation home?

A: A lepre-condo!

10. Q: What’s Dwayne Johnson’s Irish nickname?

A: The Sham-Rock!

11. Q: What do you call environmentally conscious leprechauns?

A: Wee-cyclers!

12. Q: What job did the leprechaun have at the restaurant?

A: He was the short-order cook!

13. Q: What did the naughty leprechaun get for Christmas?

A: A pot of coal!

14. Q: Why does the River Shannon have so much money in it?

A: Because it has two banks!

15. Q: What’s the perfect St. Patty’s Day breakfast?

A: Green eggs and ham!

16. Q: What did St. Patrick say to the snakes?

A: He told them to hiss off

17. Q: What do you call a leprechaun with a sore throat?

A: A Streprechuan

18. Q: When does Valentine’s Day come after Saint Patrick’s Day?

A: In the dictionary

19. Q: What type of spells do Irish witches cast?

A: Lucky charms

20. Q: What did the baby leprechaun find at the end of the rainbow?

A: A potty gold

21. Q: What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?

A: Rick O’Shay

22. Q: What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover?

A: That you have too much time on your hands