Thanksgiving Jokes 2019: 20 Funny One-Liners For Kids And Adults At Dinner

While Thanksgiving is the perfect time to indulge in delicious foods, it also allows you to reconnect with family members. Whether you are waiting for the meal to be served or already chowing down at the dinner table, telling jokes is a great way to fill the awkward silence with laughter.

International Business Times has compiled a list of hilarious riddles, puns and one-liners that will create an unforgettable family holiday. Here are 20 Thanksgiving-themed jokes gathered from Good Housekeeping and Reader’s Digest:

1. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”

2. Q: What key has legs and can’t open doors?

A: A Turkey.

3. Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?”

A: They suspected fowl play.

4. Q: Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?

A: A poul-tree.

5. Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?

A: A poultry-geist!

6. Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble?”

A: Because they never learned good table manners!

7. Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

A: Peach gobbler!

8. Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?

A: Pilgrimage.

9. Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?

A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

10. Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?

A: Because if they dropped them, they would break.

11. Q: Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?

A: Because he already had drum sticks!

12. Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?

A: Google, google, google!

13. Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

14. Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims!

15. Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin pi.

16. Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A: Plymouth Rock.

17. Q: If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?

A. Scholar ships.

18: Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

19. Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

20. Q: What do you call a running turkey?

A: Fast food