Valentine's Day 2017 Jokes For Adults And Kids: Funny But Clean Humor For Feb. 14

There's no better aphrodisiac than laughter, so this Valentine's Day, grab your date and get giggling.

More than half of women and 37 percent of men surveyed by Match.com in 2013 listed "has a sense of humor/makes me laugh" as a must-have quality in their significant other, according to USA Today. That means that even though Valentine's Day is all about L-O-V-E, it should also involve LOLs.

Whether you're single and snacking on chocolate or preparing for a fancy dinner with your significant other on Tuesday, check out these holiday-themed jokes and puns, collected from This West Coast Mommy, Reader's Digest, Jokes4Us and Modern Parents Messy Kids:

Knock, knock.
(Who's there?)
Peas.
(Pease who?)
Pease be my Valentine.

"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." — Oscar Wilde

Girl: I can't be your valentine due to medical reasons.
Boy: What? Why?
Girl: You make me sick.

Q: Why should you never break up with a goalie girlfriend?
A: Because she’s a keeper.

Knock, knock.
(Who's there?)
Olive.
(Olive who?)
Olive you. Happy Valentine's Day.

Q: What did the man with the broken leg say to his doctor?
A: I've got a crutch on you.

Q: Hey man, do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
A: Yes, of course. Feb. 14.

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt." — Charles Schulz

Knock, knock.
(Who's there?)
Iguana.
(Iguana who?)
Iguana hold your hand.

Q: What did Picasso say to his valentine?
A: I adore you with all my art.

Q: What do squirrels send each other on Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Knock, knock.
(Who's there?)
Frank.
(Frank who?)
Frank you for being my friend.

Q: What did the elephant say to his wife on Valentine's Day?
A: Honey, I love you a ton.

Q: What do you call a baby valentine?
A: A valentiny.

Knock, knock.
(Who's there?)
Jimmy.
(Jimmy who?)
Jimmy a hug! It's Valentine's Day.

Q: What did the bat tell his sweetheart on Valentine's Day?
A: Do you want to hang out?

"Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day." — Jay Leno