‘The Bachelor’ 2016 Spoilers: 6 Hilarious Bios From Nick Viall’s Season 21 Contestants

“Bachelor” fans are just weeks away from watching as Nick Viall attempts to, once again, find love in front of ABC’s cameras.

More than 25 women are competing in 2016 edition of the popular dating competition. They come from every corner of the United States and several different walks of life. Photos of “The Bachelor” contestants were released Wednesday and while a picture is worth a thousand words, it’s their bios we really can’t get enough of.

Here are the six funniest things that some of “The Bachelor” cast members shared with producers:

Alexis:

This 23-year-old Secaucus, New Jersey, native has big dreams. Most girls grow up dreaming about being a doctor, or even the President — Alexis, however, hopes to one day become a dolphin trainer.

She also shared her most embarrassing moment, which has to do with facial hair. According to Alexis’ bio, an ex-boyfriend of hers once told her she had a mustache during a football game. Yikes!

Christen:

Oh boy, Nick! Several of “The Bachelor” cast members were asked about what law, if any, they would break if there were “no repercussions.” They had to also provide reasoning for their chosen crime. Christen’s answer likely left producers with their mouths agape.

“I would break into the White House and spend months sleeping in a storage closet and observing what actually goes on behind closed doors,” the 25-year-old Tulsa, Oklahoma, native said.

Christen also told producers that if she could be any fruit she’d choose a grapefruit because “they’re sweet and sour.” This one might be a wild one.

Danielle M.:

Some of the ladies competing on Season 21 of “The Bachelor” were asked to choose an animal that embodies them. Danielle M. — neonatal nurse from Nashville, Tennessee — chose a pegasus. That’s right, a fictional horse-like creature with wings. When asked why, she said “so I can run and fly and have a beautiful mane.”

Dominique:

It’s not an uncommon question — if you could share a meal with anyone dead or alive who would it be? The answers are often dead relatives or famous people, but not in the case of “The Bachelor” Season 21 contestant Dominique. In addition to her grandpa and Leonardo DiCaprio, the Los Angeles native chose Jesus, adding that she’d take the trio out for Chipotle. Interesting!

Elizabeth/“Liz”:

Not only was her go-to response to the question — “If I never had to _______, I would be very happy” — kill someone, but Liz admitted to producers that she picks her nose while driving. The 29-year-old said she “can’t help it,” adding that it only ever happens in the car.

Hailey:

Although she intends to appear on “The Bachelor” — a dating show thought up by the mad geniuses at ABC — Hailey, who hails from British Colombia, Vancouver, Canada, said in her bio that she wouldn’t consider herself “a romantic.” She said that she is “very passionate and can be intense,” but isn’t into making out or being serenaded.

Hailey also listed butterflies as one of her biggest phobias and Dr. Seuss as one of her favorite authors. He wasn’t exactly Shakespeare, but we’ll take it.

Be sure to tune into “The Bachelor” on ABC Jan. 2 at 8 p.m. EST for more from these ladies.