Do you want to be the next Sydney Leathers? For all three of you out there, Anthony Weiner’s sexting partner published a guide to seducing politicians through sexting so maybe you can ruin some other elected official’s career and go straight to porn in the process.

Leathers, who has appeared on Howard Stern and shot a masturbation porn video for Vivid Entertainment after she was revealed as the latest sexting partner of the scandal-scarred Weiner, has no regrets over her newfound fame.

“Why does having a sexting affair with a married man or even doing porn make someone a ‘bad person’? Give me a break. I'm not a war criminal. I'm a human being who has made certain choices, some of which involve my sexuality,” Leathers wrote in a piece for xoJane in which she reveals her 10 secrets for seducing a politician.

Leathers’ No. 1 tip? “Indulge his crazy alter-ego, and whatever you do, don’t laugh at him. When in doubt, use a smiley-face and tell him you actually mean it.”

“It's important to pretend like you're thinking about them 24/7 throughout the day,” she writes. “They want to be coddled like a baby. Basically, pretend like you're dating the middle school version of yourself. Like the prepubescent horny teenage girl with all these emotions. Lovey dovey bulls--- basically. Little stuff like ‘I'm thinking about you’ or ‘I miss you.’”

All of Leathers’ tips comes with an example from her sexting exchanges with Weiner, who communicated online and on the phone with Leathers through the pseudonym Carlos Danger.

Leathers also recommends being coy and not to turn things too sexual too soon.

“I messaged Anthony in 2011 saying I was ‘disappointed’ in his behavior from his first sexting scandal,” she wrote, referring to the 2010 sexting scandal that led Weiner to resign from Congress in disgrace. “Then he ‘poked’ me out of nowhere on Facebook and said he was ‘sorry for letting me down.’ I love that he poked me. “

The Indiana native and self-identified Democrat urged other like-minded women to seek out a “horny non-politician” to buy them nice clothes for their sexting escapades.

“At the same time as my Anthony affair, I did have a guy who was sending me money. He would PayPal me sometimes. Like, ‘Here's 600 bucks.’ I never hooked up with him, I just sent him some photos. I felt like I needed to. He was always like ‘I don't want you to feel like you owe me.’ He was a bored, rich man,” Leathers wrote. “So definitely: Find a horny non-politician to finance your politician sexting.”

Leathers also suggests being complimentary about the politician’s penis pictures, even if you have to feign being impressed. Although she said that wasn’t the case with Weiner.

“I mean for Anthony, it is. It's not even a lie,” she said. But in cases where a natural complement is difficult, she advises, “Be really specific. Not just length but girth and everything. Really be specific. Tell him what you want to do with it, whatever. I would say ‘I've never been with someone so big’ or ‘I just want to blow you,’ even though I didn't.”

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